If Laughter's the Best Medicine, Animals are Your Meds

Animals have to possess a sense of humor to deal with us, so we thought you might enjoy humor featuring animals, big, small and everything in between.

Clever Dog
A wife says to her husband one weekend morning, "We've got such a clever dog. He brings in the daily newspapers every morning." Her husband replied "Well, lots of dogs can do that." The wife responded, "But we've never subscribed to any!"

Talking Dog
A guy and his talking dog, Rover, went to a bar. The bartender says, "We don't allow dogs in here." The guy says, "You don't understand, my dog talks." The bartender says "Prove it and I'll let him stay." The guy says, "Rover, tell the bartender you want a beer." Rover says, "I want a beer." The bartender says, "No way, you must be a ventriloquist." The guy says, "All right, I'll go to the bathroom and you ask him." The bartender says, "What can I get you?" Rover replies, "I want a beer." The bartender can't believe it. He reaches in his wallet, pulls out a $10 bill and tells Rover, "It's yours if you go to the bar across the street and say the same thing." The guy comes out of the bathroom and can't believe his dog is gone. He says, "What have you done with my dog?" The bartender says "Don't worry, I sent him across the street to the other bar." Furious, the guy runs out of the bar to see Rover making love to a sexy poodle on the corner. The guy says, "Rover, What are you doing? I've never seen you do this before." Rover says, "I've never had 10 bucks before!"

Two Mice
A mother mouse and a baby mouse are walking along, when suddenly a cat comes at them. The mother mouse goes, "Bark!" and the cat runs away. "See?" says the mother mouse to her baby. "Now do you see why it's important to learn a foreign language?"

New Dog, New Husband
Q: What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
A: After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

This Video's an Instant Classic: Another Clever Dog

Dancing Canine
This guy decides he wants his dog to be able to dance, so he enrolls the pet in dance classes. Dutifully, he takes this dog to class every week, but he sees no improvement. Finally, he takes the instructor aside and says, "I'm spending a fortune here. Why isn't my dog's dancing improving?" "I'm sorry," the instructor replies, "but there's not much I can do. Your dog has two left feet."

Who Said Dogs Can't Talk?

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